The
Fucking
Weather.

A weather app for people who don't give a shit about weather.

Precipitation? Humidity? Pressure?

Who knows what these words even mean? We certainly don't.

That’s why we spent almost an entire month crafting the world’s least accurate mobile weather experience.

What's new in 2.0?

Fewer features. Worse usablility.

Removed features:

  • No more search. Search is hard you know?
  • No more favourite/recent locations.
  • In fact, you can only get the weather in your current location. Hope you don’t travel.
  • Shorter forecasts.

New features:

  • The colors swoosh around now. That’s pretty cool right?
  • Slightly more accurate forecasts.

What are people saying?

Honestly? Mostly bad things.

AI?
Machine learning?

Nope, this app is as dumb as can be.

  • Step 1: Get weather

    We fetch very accurate forecasts from met.no

  • Step 2:

    We greatly reduce the accuracy of the data by converting it into a score.

  • Step 3:

    Finally, we use that score to generate an incredibly vague sentence.

You still want it?

Woah, people don't make it down here often.